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While a lot of Tarot & Oracle card decks share vague meanings or beat around the bush, these do not.  

The creatures in this deck are a gorgeous blend of cute & creepy with an absolute lack of bulls*** regarding the Guidance they offer.  

Be warned!  The rude messages hit their target with hilarious outbursts of laughter, VERY likely from your customers.  

Written in a way that means absolutely anyone can gift them to the open-minded, sweary people in their lives for a birthday, kindness, thank you, congratulations, Christmas, or just a fun surprise.  

No experience with Tarot or Oracle cards is required - super easy to use & very direct with their messaging! 

Crude Creatures Oracle Cards

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While a lot of Tarot & Oracle card decks share vague meanings or beat around the bush, these do not.  

The creatures in this deck are a gorgeous blend of cute & creepy with an absolute lack of bulls*** regarding the Guidance they offer.  

Be warned!  The rude messages hit their target with hilarious outbursts of laughter, VERY likely from your customers.  

Written in a way that means absolutely anyone can gift them to the open-minded, sweary people in their lives for a birthday, kindness, thank you, congratulations, Christmas, or just a fun surprise.  

No experience with Tarot or Oracle cards is required - super easy to use & very direct with their messaging!